Yenaminut Loretta
DOB: 12.12.2019 (But also timeless). Vibes: Royally preggo.
📍 Currently: Eating hay, judging you, gestating greatness
"My mum's a National Champion's daughter and my dad is basically alpaca royalty — but I'm totally down to earth."
— Yenaminut Loretta
Swipe right. You won't find Royal Majesty offspring on every corner 🦙👑
About Me:
Born on Christmas Day (yes, a literal gift), I am the result of a love story between Loretta — a fleece queen with density, brightness, and the kind of micron stability that holds up better than most relationships — and Bardella Park Royal Majesty, a rare genetic release so sought-after they barely let him out of the paddock.
Think of me as a limited-edition collab drop. Designer genes, commercial price tag.
My family tree reads like a who's who of alpaca aristocracy. Grandfather? National Champion. Grandmother? One of the most prized females. My pedigree has more titles than your LinkedIn profile.
Interests:
Long walks to the feed bin
Fibre with frequency
Being aggressively photogenic
Depreciating your taxes (farm asset, baby)
Price: